modmad:

“-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…”

“Toots?!”

“I know, amazing right?”

“More like amazing that you didn’t punch me unconscious.”

“Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?”

“Deal.”