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Monthly Archives: August 2013
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transparent audler for ur blog needs~
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once-lerstoned420.tumblr.com
jesuss shit u guys draw the bests stuff omg
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yep
not sorry about this
based off the fic i was casually reading (pst mary u should link it~)
http://scorpions-tale.tumblr.com/post/22609479534/
(theres also a part two! http://scorpions-tale.tumblr.com/post/22805005419 )
Stupid creepy unfinished thing don’t read
Pairing: Audler (Audrey/Onceler)
Rating: pg-13??????
Warnings: Sexual harassment and Onceler just being a creepy boss I guess idk it’s pretty gross. There is also the daddy kink (this is SFW but it’s still in there so)
I wrote this at 5 in the morning and I will never finish it.
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“Why did you lock the door?”
No answer. Mr. Onceler ignored the question and walked around to his desk, his back straight and tall until he plopped down into the oversized seat.
Audrey stared at him with her breath held until he motioned for her to sit. She obeyed and stepped slowly around and sat cautiously in the seat across from him.
Once satisfied she had sat down, Mr. Onceler leaned forward, elbows on the desk and hunched over in a most undignified manner as he pulled out a fat cigar and stuck it in the side of his mouth.
“You don’t mind if I smoke in here do you?” he smiled around the thick blunt.
Audrey felt nervous as she answered, face anxious and looking positively conflicted at how to reply without offending. “I… I would rather you not.”
Her boss looked at her a minute, cigar drooping in its place before he pulled it out and shrugged, smiling like it was no big deal and set the stick on top of his desk.
“Now Audrey, I consider myself a reasonable man. I don’t react harshly unless the situation calls for it. But lately I’ve had some concerns that, I really can’t look past anymore. Do you understand?”
“Wait. What?”
She had no idea what he was talking about. She had been here barely a week and had kept her head down and done her work. What had she done wrong?
The Onceler cocked his head back and scoffed and Audrey could picture him rolling his eyes behind his dark shades.
"Listen honey, I’m not here to make friends I’m here to make profits. Now are you good for business? Or are you gonna cause me trouble?” he eyed the girl with a raised brow.
Audrey was caught off guard by his blunt statement and stammered, looking around as if there was someone that could get her out of this.
“I. No! No of course not, Mr. Onceler! I’m just here to work as best I can and get a paycheck like everyone else. That’s all, sir. I promise.”
“Oh baby don’t call me Mr. Onceler.” He looked hurt and she perked up when he referred to her as ‘baby’. What was that about?
His eyes quickly flashed with something akin to mischief at his next request. “Call me… ‘Once’ or just ‘Onceler.’” he tilted his head and stroked his chin and hummed thoughtfully to himself before he looked back at her with a sly smile.
“Or ‘daddy’ if you’re feeling up to that. Yeah. You know what, call me daddy. That’s what you are required to refer to me as from now on. Daddy.”
Audrey paled.
This. This was sexual harassment wasn’t it? Daddy was something sexual was it not? Or maybe it was a power thing. Did power tie in with sexuality? Or was she being paranoid? She was pretty sure this was sexual harassment. Even if it wasn’t, she was still freaked out.
“Woah. Yeah. No. No no. I can call you Once or Onceler if you want… but not Daddy.” she said, sugar coating her digust just the slightest bit.
“I’m sorry what won’t you call me?” he teased.
Audrey stiffened in her seat and scowled.
The man grinned at her. “Come on. Just say it once I wanna hear it. Just say… ‘I got those reports done, Daddy.’ Come on. Pretty please?”
Audrey closed her eyes and sighed. Opening them and looking at him with her lips pulled into an ugly frown.
“I got those reports done… Daddy.”
She could hear his breath hitch and he seemed to squirm in his seat while he grinned from ear to ear.
“Again. Say something else.”
What’s Yours Is Mine – Chapter 4
Title: What’s Yours Is Mine
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Greedler/Onceler (Oncest)
Summary: Greedler is from an alternate timeline where he was never confronted by the Lorax when the last truffula tree fell. With a new plan to curb his company’s failure, he spends most of his fortune creating a device would allow him access to another timeline – and an early version of himself.
Previous Chapters:
Notes: I changed the rating to NC17. Here in Canada, R and NC17 are the same but apparently that’s not true everywhere. So yes, there will be smut. Right now, in fact!
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SLY NNY
Art by: Elise Marie Syvertsen [ http://oomizuao.deviantart.com/ ]
JTHM by: Jhonen Vazquez [ http://www.questionsleep.com/ ]
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Aaand some pbj
Okay throwing my tablet out the window, banning myself from drawing programs, I can’t stop, I have to stop now, need to do homework
tell me this isnt the cutest FUCKING SHIT YOUVE EVER LAID YOUR DEPRAVED EYES UPON
oh my god i dont even ship this but
Mirrored; {Oncest}
For the past couple weeks, Onceler began to notice that his reflection was changing.
It was small things, at first; the shade of his eyes turning green, the vest seemingly morphing into a jacket, his fedora turning into a top hat. Even his gloves turned a money-colored green. He wondered if it was stress. After all, he had been trying so hard to sell his Thneed in Greenville, but wasn’t having any luck. He was beginning to think that the Lorax was right and he should give up.
But then, one night as he was settling down, his reflection smirked at him.
Onceler did a double-take, eyes wide. The reflection was totally different now. In the mirror was a monstrous looking man, his teeth sharp and glinting, and there were dark bug-eyed shades over his greenish eyes. He was wearing the top hat and green suite that had kept showing up in the mirror out of the corner of his eye the past couple weeks, including the emerald gloves.
“Hello, Oncie, baby.“ Onceler gaped as a gloved hand gripped the edges of his mirror, pulling himself from the glass. “You don’t look very happy to see me.”
The grey-claded man backed away, tripping over his own feet and falling on to his bed. The man was completely out of his mirror, slightly taller than Onceler and his skin slightly paler. Other than that, he looked exactly like him.
“Who…are you?“ Onceler asked, flinching when the man leaned forward, their noses brushing.
“I thought it’d be obvious. I’m you, Oncie. I’m The Onceler.”
Onceler blinked, leaning back until he hit the wall of his cottage. “‘The’ Onceler? But how…I’m Onceler.“
“You’re Onceler, but I’m The Onceler.” The man grinned, running an unnaturally clawed glove along his jaw. “I’m everything you’re not.“
Onceler frowned, still confused. “So…why were you in my mirror?”
The paler man sighed in annoyance, rolling his green eyes. “You’re not too bright, are you, Oncie? I’m your other half. Your mirrored image. I live in that mirror, in any reflection.“
“A-any?” Onceler yelped when he felt those claws on his chest, tightly gripping his shirt. “What do you want?“
The Onceler chuckled. “Think, Oncie. You hate yourself, loath how worthless you think you are. I happen to love myself. And what better way to express that then with my mirror image.”
“Whoa, whoa!“ Onceler managed to get around him, falling to the floor. “I-I’m flattered, Mr. The Onceler, but I have no interest in my reflection.”
“Oh, I’m sure I can convince you.“ The Onceler replied, grinning as he suddenly grabbed the others ankle, eyes flashing as he easily dragged him to the mirror. “This might feel a bit odd.”
Onceler scrambled against his hold, kicking and scratching at his floor. He felt a hand at his back, being lifted and thrown into the mirror. The Onceler quickly jumped through as well, taking a moment to quickly break said mirror, making sure that his innocent half couldn’t return here.
He had waited too long for this.
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Just a drabble.
I love Oncest. XD It’s the only thing getting me through the stress of finals at college. Seriously. So don’t be surprised if I write smut in the next one! >.>
Inspired by some seriously amazing art. That’s all. :3