after seeing my last reblog

Me: creates headcannon that Lando nurses Luke back to health on the falcon after ESB and Luke developes a huge crush on the Suave Mustachio™ and starts following him around and Lando indulges it bc Luke is very Pretty™ and he’s Lando obv but this makes Han mad bc Luke is supposed to follow HIM around and have a crush on HIM but Han never admitted to having feelings for the kid to himself or to anyone else even tho everyone knows Luke has the fattest crush on Han WOW I’m hyperventilating

moveslikekeithrichards:

parl–calmer:

moveslikekeithrichards:

i always want to do fuck marry kill but then i remember that i dont want to fuck marry or kill anyone

can there be a more mild version like. hug, point finger guns at, and whack with a frying pan

create a milder version, i’d play it

reblog in the hopes that ur followers will engage u in a fun game of hug, point finger guns at, and whack with a frying pan