Me: creates headcannon that Lando nurses Luke back to health on the falcon after ESB and Luke developes a huge crush on the Suave Mustachio™ and starts following him around and Lando indulges it bc Luke is very Pretty™ and he’s Lando obv but this makes Han mad bc Luke is supposed to follow HIM around and have a crush on HIM but Han never admitted to having feelings for the kid to himself or to anyone else even tho everyone knows Luke has the fattest crush on Han WOW I’m hyperventilating