raptorific:

raptorific:

raptorific:

Moira mispronounced Mei’s name and made her cry in one breath which is why literally none of her coworkers like her

Moira: “Dr. Wilson, when the other moon apes murdered everyone on horizon, did you get any interesting scientific data out of that?”

Winston: “did you just call me Wilson and ask me about my dead dad”

At overwatch HR there’s a form that just says “in the space below please tell us what Moira said”

ubercharge:

ubercharge:

florida mayhem vs. boston uprising is just mcdonald’s vs. ikea

uprising pulls up at the mcmayhem drive through

widowmaker gives a long-suffering sigh and asks “héllô mây ï tàkè yoûr ôrdér”

hanzo leans out the driver’s seat window, adjusts his $20,000 yellow-rimmed gucci shades. tracer in shotgun tells him “i want a large strawberry shake!”

before symmetra can say she wants a coffee, hanzo clears his throat and says, “can i get a venti half-caf no whip caramel macchiato with almond milk, cinnamon on top, and two pumps of vanilla syrup”

widowmaker throws her headset into the fry oil and this is what watching uprising vs. mayhem felt like