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Thor Ragnarok/Star Wars Crossover – Poe Crashes on Sakaar and is Taken Prisoner by the Grandmaster AU – requested by @mob-lake

“I already told you. I’m a member of the Resistance, but we have no business here.”

“Resistance, resistance you keep using that word. Such a–a bad word, resistance. It’s, uh, it’s like–ah– revolution. And revolutions put me in the mood for public executions.” He turns to Topaz, waving his arm dramatically. “Where’s my melt stick?”

Poe lurches forward against his chains. “Whoa, wait, wait, wait–”

“But…” The Grandmaster pauses, turning back and tapping his chin as if a wonderful idea has just occurred to him. “I wouldn’t want to do that, I dont think. No, no, no, that’s just such a delightful…eugh…mess, but I wouldn’t want you to put me into, uh, such a foul mood. You’re too cute for something awful like that, aren’t you? No, I have better ideas for you…as long as I’m not feeling melty.”

Sometimes I bring this back because it amuses me. No one I enjoy in fandom is safe from being a random prisoner of the Grandmaster. 😂