lifeisanimation:

au where Bill is a demon Dipper found while he was attempting to use an ouija board, and when he’s answering Dip’s questions he drops in a creepy compliment or flirt of some sort.

“Are you a good spirit?” “NOT WHEN YOURE AROUND” “How did you die?” “WOAH PAL TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST” “What do you look like?” “NOT AS CUTE AS YOU”

also “Will I ever get a girlfriend?” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”