First of all thank you second of all oh my god um..?
I think they’re less scary and more just…. intimidating?? They’re big and powerful and have dark soulless eyes they’re like ancient forest gods that should be respected and feared.
florida mayhem vs. boston uprising is just mcdonald’s vs. ikea
uprising pulls up at the mcmayhem drive through
widowmaker gives a long-suffering sigh and asks “héllô mây ï tàkè yoûr ôrdér”
hanzo leans out the driver’s seat window, adjusts his $20,000 yellow-rimmed gucci shades. tracer in shotgun tells him “i want a large strawberry shake!”
before symmetra can say she wants a coffee, hanzo clears his throat and says, “can i get a venti half-caf no whip caramel macchiato with almond milk, cinnamon on top, and two pumps of vanilla syrup”
widowmaker throws her headset into the fry oil and this is what watching uprising vs. mayhem felt like
gaylukes 