the signs as outdated gravity falls theories

Aries: grunkle4grampa
Taurus: mystery trio
Gemini: lebam
Cancer: the author is the Main Bad Guy
Leo: dipper has been possessed by bill This Whole Time
Virgo: carla mccorkle in general
Libra: robbie is actually a zombie
Scorpio: ‘stans tattoo’ is a demon ward
Sagittarius: tad strange is a dream demon
Capricorn: dark!dipper
Aquarius: triangle guy has no plot significance
Pisces: mcgucket wrote the journals

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cryptid-wendigo:

The Roch Ness Monster washed up on the shore of Hollingworth Lake in Rochester, England on August 2nd, 2015.  It measures over a meter and a half long and has a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. This creature has not been officially identified but some people believe it to be a pike. Nevertheless, locals are certainly wary of letting their children swim in the lake.