what if Dipper and Mabel accidentally end up back in time when Stan and Ford were just teenagers? bonus points for them going back to the day of, before, or after Ford’s project gets messed up and Stan gets kicked out
like, what if they stop Stan before he hits the table Ford’s machine is on? what if someone else messes up the machine (Bill??)? What if Ford still assumes it was Stan because of the toffee peanuts bag? but this time the twins are there to confirm Stan’s innocence. Maybe Dipper and Mabel get to Ford before he accuses Stan and things go downhill?
idk this AU idea started out cute but it got dramatic real fast haha
Me: you should watch this show.
Them: let’s watch the show.
Me: okay but wait you have to like, commit okay you have to pay attention and appreciate the details and the plots and not hate it and- I know the beginning starts out silly and it’s like a silly show but I PROMISE I just love it a lot just listen and love it too but you might not actually maybe don’t watch it never watch it
omg??? thank you??? yes Luke is super cuddly and Han is too but Luke is like snuggly as fuck and probably super romantic too.
I bet he’s into holding hands in public and stuff like that. and Han reluctantly goes along with it and is just like “Aw jeez…” and looking around to check if any people are staring at them while Luke has their arms locked together and he’s so happy he loves his cool boyfriend so much
thank you anon but I’m sorry I just don’t feel useful when I don’t contribute anything of monetary value and leech resources from people who do contribute
but knowing you took the time to send this does make me feel a little better. thank you
ugh, like there is LITERALLY no canonical evidence for the ~han solo: space womanizer~ head canon. like, when he first meets the ONE female character in the entire series that he interacts with he is GROUCHY and SHOUTY at her, not sauve and dashing. she thinks he is a tool and tells him this multiple times. not really smooth and charming.
he then takes to following her around on Hoth and practically pulling her pigtails asking “ DO YOU LIKE ME? YES/NO? (PLS SAY YES)” with hearts in his eyes. (Chewie probably had to throw out like a HALF DOZEN old notebooks that were filled with awful power ballads/poetry/odes to her and “Mr. Han Organa” written in different fonts)
when it comes to the iconic ‘i know’ in response to Leia’s proclamtion of love, Ford has stated that it’s out of PURE CONCERN for HER FEELINGS (“the point is that I’m not worried about myself anymore, I’m worried about her” – DIRECT QUOTE), it was NOT a ‘boss’ move or ‘so swagtastic it hurts’ it was an apology that he couldn’t be there for her, it was an attempt to make her smile, to make it hurt less than if he had said the words too and then was forced to leave her. (not that he would have been much help; remember that han solo spends the majority of the 3rd film mostly blind and feeble, unable to take care of himself and generally getting in the way while Leia Gets Shit Done)
when he does say the words, it’s with the most adoring and awestruck expression. those words are fused with more than just love and respect. he’s almost HONOURED that he gets to love this badass babe and that she allows him to exist in her orbit.
AND THEN he loves Leia so much that he’s willing to step aside so she can be happy with the man he believes she wants. and valuing a woman’s choices and feelings over your own is not exactly womanizing behaviour – so where did this headcanon come from??